Showing posts with label Have a fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Have a fun. Show all posts

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Imagine, if DON would be a Software Professional



DON ka intazaar toh 11 companies' ke HR
kar rahe hai par EK baat samajh lo DON
ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot
nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake!

DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin…
DON ko woh company bikul pasand nahi hai jo kaam
karaye AUR Doosri jo paise kam de....

EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare AUR
Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit karle.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai ki woh DON ka PM hai....

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Software Engineer Husband



Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.