And what happed later its History now...
Thursday, September 27, 2007
What is Life Without You?
You made me cry, because we are apart..
You left me in tears, you’ve entered my heart..
It wasn't your fault, I guess it was mine..
For love can't be forced,
neither our mind.
I've tried more than once, to get over you..
But you make it so hard, with cute things you do..
I thought love was a good feeling,
but I've got nothing to gain.
just sorrows and tears
and a li'l more pain..
The day the pain started, reality came too.
It was the day I realized .....
What is Life Without You?...
Monday, September 24, 2007
Movie titles related to Engineering Students
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Honest Answers
1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...
5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.
6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.
11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.
13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.
14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.
Har Pal Main Khush Raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...
Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...
Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...
Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho…
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho
This is said to be "Truth"
PUNJABI LOVE LETTER
Dear meri dil ki katori,
Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at Bunty's wedding.
The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.
Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter chicken reminds me your sweet voice.
Mai kya ji, would you be the butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!
Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my love ji.
What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi. Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!
Bale Balle......
Thursday, September 20, 2007
युवराज बने 'छक्कों के शहंशाह'
भारत के बाएँ हाथ के बल्लेबाज युवराजसिंह ने इंग्लैंड के तेज गेंदबाज क्रिस ब्रॉड के एक ओवर में यहाँ छह छक्के जमाकर ट्वेंटी-20 क्रिकेट में एक नया इतिहास रचा। युवराज ट्वेंटी-20 में एक ओवर में छह छक्के उड़ाने वाले पहले बल्लेबाज हैं।
अंतरराष्ट्रीय क्रिकेट में यह दूसरा अवसर है, जबकि एक ओवर में 6 छक्के पड़े। इससे पहले दक्षिण अफ्रीका के हर्शल गिब्स ने वेस्टइंडीज में इसी साल खेले गए एकदिवसीय विश्व कप में सेंट कीट्स में हॉलैंड के डान वान बंज के एक ओवर में 6 छक्के जमाए थे।
प्रथम श्रेणी क्रिकेट में एक ओवर में 6 छक्के जमाने का पहला कारनामा सर गैरी सोबर्स ने किया था, जबकि भारत के रवि शास्त्री ने बाद में इसे दोहराया था। युवराज ने अपनी इस पारी के दौरान केवल 12 गेंद पर अर्धशतक पूरा करके एक नया विश्व रिकॉर्ड बनाया।
वे सिर्फ ट्वेंटी-20 ही नहीं, बल्कि अंतरराष्ट्रीय क्रिकेट में सबसे कम गेंद पर अर्धशतक जमाने वाले बल्लेबाज बन गए हैं। उन्होंने ट्वेंटी-20 में बांग्लादेश के मोहम्मद अशरफुल (20 गेंद) का रिकार्ड तोड़ा। एकदिवसीय मैचों में सबसे तेज अर्धशतक का रिकार्ड श्रीलंका के सनथ जयसूर्या के नाम पर है, जिन्होंने 1996 में पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ सिंगापुर में 17 गेंद पर 50 रन पूरे किए थे।
दिमित्री मास्करेनास ने इससे पहले इंग्लैंड में एकदिवसीय श्रृंखला के दौरान युवराज पर लगातार पाँच छक्के जड़े थे, जिसका बदला इस बल्लेबाज ने आज पूरा कर दिया। उन्होंने ब्रॉड की पहली गेंद पर मिड ऑन पर ऊँचा छक्का लगाया और फिर बैकवर्ड स्क्वेयर लेग, लांग ऑफ, बैकवर्ड प्वाइंट के ऊपर से मिड विकेट तथा मिड ऑन पर छक्के जमाए।
इस तरह से वे ट्वेंटी-20 में एक ओवर में सर्वाधिक रन बनाने वाले बल्लेबाज भी बन गए। उन्होंने ऑस्ट्रेलिया के रिकी पोंटिंग का रिकॉर्ड तोड़ा, जिन्होंने 2005 में ऑकलैंड में न्यूजीलैंड के खिलाफ डेरेल टफी के एक ओवर में 30 रन जुटाए थे। ट्वेंटी-20 विश्व कप में इससे पहले एक ओवर में सर्वाधिक 29 रन श्रीलंका के जेहान मुबारक ने बनाए थे।
ब्रॉड ने अपने चार ओवर में 60 रन दिए जो इस ट्वेंटी में चौथा सबसे खराब गेंदबाजी विश्लेषण हैं। इंग्लैंड के ही जेम्स एंडरसन (वि. ऑस्ट्रेलिया सिडनी 2007) और जयसूर्या (वि. पाकिस्तान जोहान्सबर्ग) दोनों ही चार ओवर में 64 रन दे चुके हैं।
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Bruce Lee's One Liner from India
1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite dog? Ju Lee
2) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Mu Lee
3) Which Indian is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee? Malaya Lee
4) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ? Tha Lee
5) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ? Kha Lee
6) Which is Bruce Lee's favorite hindi movie? Mawaa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite food Id Lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite festivals Diwa Lee and Ho Lee
9) Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot Mana Lee
10) Bruce Lee's favorite tree Im Lee
11) Bruce Lee's favourite Actress Sona lee
12) Bruce Lee's favourite Music Qawa lee
13) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job? Coo Lee
14) How did Bruce Lee die? with a Go Lee
15) What is the name of Bruce Lee's gardener ? Maa Lee
16) What does Bruce Lee get from his wife ? Gaa Lee
17) What is Bruce Lee's favorite ride ? Do Lee
18) Who is Bruce Lee's favorite cricketer? Kamb Lee
19) When Bruce Lee kicks, who makes the loudest noise? Taa Lee
20) Bruce Lee's front garden is called: Hariya Lee
21) Bruce Lee's window opening security system is called: Ja Lee
22) Bruce Lee's yellow coloured loo is called: Pee Lee
23) Bruce Lee's favorite perch (hang-out) is called: Da Lee
24) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ? Saa Lee
If the movie titanic was made in India then:
1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2. The ship would sink from the weight of all the people who had boarded the ship without tickets and without the knowledge of the crew.
3. There would be a song with ashwariya rai in a white flowing dress, standing at the bow of the ship and singing in the rain.
4. By the end of the movie the hero would have co-incidentally found his long lost mom, dad, sister, twin brother and childhood friend.
5. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.
6. The movie would be called "Pyaar kiya to marna kiya" or PKTMK for short!!!
7. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive.
8. The villain will drown in the first drop of water.
9. The iceberg would have been sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero (shahrukh khan, naturally).
10. None of the females would float for long because of the saris but the heroine (ashwariya, of course) would have survived as she would have used her sari to make a big bandage for the hero's bleeding head wound.
11. The orchestra would have been playing a qawaali in which the heroine and the hero would have been competing against each other,and the ship would only start to sink after the last strains of the music died away.And...
12. Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo!!! Bachaooooo!!!".
Saturday, September 15, 2007
A Funny Love Letter By an HR Executive
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Executive)
Patni Ki Chitthi Pati ko.....
PATNI KA KHAT
Ek patni ne apne pati ko khat likha. Unhone khat likhte samay kahin bhi viram chinh(full stop) nahin lagaya. Khat likhne ke Baad jab unhein is vishay mein dhyan aata hai to woh jaldi-jaldi andaze se viram chinh laga deti hain. To woh khat is prakar hai:
Priye,
Saadar Pranam. Aapne kai dinon se koi khat nahin likha meri saheli Pooja ko. Naukri se nikaal diya hai hamari gai ne. Bachra diya hai uncle ji ne. Cigarette pini shuru kar di hai maine. Bahut khat likha par tum nahin aaye kabootar ke bache. Billi kha gaye hai ghee. Chutti se aate samay le aana ek khoobsoorat aurat. Meri saheli ban gayi hai Manisha Koirala. Is waqt T.V. par dance kar rahi hai hamari murgi.Bech di hai tumhari maa. Tumhein yaad karti hai padosan.Mujhe tang karti hai hamari jamin. Sarson ug aai hai chacha ji ke sir pur. Phora ho gaya hai mere paun mein. Chot lag gayi hai tumhari chitthi ke intezaar mein.
Aapki Patni
IF film stars work for call centers. Imagine the calls.
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer : (angrily) I need YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager kol aao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..
Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa
Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit : Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega....
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
And at last ..................
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....
Read these beautiful lines:
To realize, The value of a sister
Ask someone, Who doesn't have one.
To realize, The value of ten years:
Ask a newly Divorced couple.
To realize, The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize, The value of one year:
Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize, The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize, The value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby.
To realize, The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize, The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize, The value of one minute:
Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize, The value of one-second:
Ask a person Who has survived an accident...
To! realize, The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a ture friend:
Lose one.
The TOP 5 Things That Keep You from Success
A lot of people want to be successful. Yet, only a few people are willing to pay the price. There is a price to success as there is a price to failure. Here are 5 reasons that keep people from accomplishing their dreams.
A lack of motivation.
Success comes from loving what you do. Is your current job your passion? When your study highly successful people, you understand that they have at least 1 thing in common: they love what they do and they do what they love. Is this the case for you? If the answer is no, you can start by identifying your passion. This is the best way to get motivated.
A lack of faith.
Faith is a firm belief in yourself, God or others that you can do it. Build up a strong vision of what you want to accomplish. In developing a vision, the law of attraction is going to work for you. You are going to attract people, opportunities and money that will allow you to develop an unstoppable confidence.
The fear of failure.
The fear of failure doesn't exist. Neither does the fear of success. Fear stands for False Evidence Appearing Real. Micheal Jordan said himself that "Fear is an illusion". It is hard to overcome fears. One simple way to overcome the fear of failure is to read inspirational stories and quotes of people that achieved their dreams. Read one every morning. That will give you strength and hope.
The wrong strategies.
When you want to build a business, to achieve something really big, you need to have mentors. You can't allow yourself to loose time, money and energy. Mentors are people that will give you the right strategies; they will provide the right information and will inspire you. They will coach you through the process. Choose correctly your experts, your models. Work with them and adopt the same thinking patterns, the same strategies, the same beliefs. If he did it, you can do it too.
Limiting beliefs.
Often times we have limiting beliefs about what we want to achieve. For example, you can really want to achieve a goal but at the same time something tells you: "It's not for you, you don't deserve that" or "You can't do it, remember". These thoughts pollute our minds and darken our life. A quick way to stop these damaging thoughts is to use the power to say no! First, represent in your mind the "limiting belief" and say NO! To it. Now, represent in your mind what you want in its place and say a big YES! You will be amazed how your attitude suddenly changed about the old belief. Can you remember it
Friday, September 14, 2007
Career Song - The 8 stages
1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din.....
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....
3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...
4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....
5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??
6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)
7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...
8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan, marna yehaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!!!
IT Movies - about to come
List of Movies yet to be released by IT people for want of Finance.....
* Munna Bhai MCSE *
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho *
* Love in mIRC *
* Tere Nick *
* ID Mil Gaya *
* Ek Programmer Thi *
* Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe *
* Network Ke Us Paar
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai *
* Aao Chat Kare *
* C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge *
* Mera Naam Developer *
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein *
* Tera Code Chal Gaya *
* Har Din Jo Mail Karega *
* Virus Koi Khel Nahi *
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai *
* Raju Ban Gaya Mouse *
* Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari *
* Naukar PC Ka *
* 1942 -- A Bug Story *
* Kaho Na Virus Hai *
* Crash Se Crash Tak *
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai *
* Shaheed Hacker Singh *
* Password De Ke Dekho *
* Mr. Network Lal *
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna *
* Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani *
* Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi *
* Hang To Hona Hi Tha *
What if ...I.T. industry starts producing movies?...
* Network Ke Us Paar *
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai *
* Aao Chat Kare *
* Programmer No.1 *
* Mera Naam Developer *
* Java Wale Job Le Jayenge *
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein *
* Do Processor, Baarah Terminal *
* Tera Code Chal Gaya *
* Har Din Jo Mail Karega *
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahiit_movies *
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai *
* Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .! *
* Client Ek Numbari, Programmer Dus Numbari *
* Login Karo Sajana *
* Naukar PC Ka *
* 1942 -- A Bug Story *
* Kaho Na Virus Hai *
* Crash Se Crash Tak *
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai *
* Shaheed Hacker Singh *
* Password De Ke Dekho *
* Terminal Apna, Login Parayi *
* Mr. Network Lal *
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna *
* Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani *
* Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha *
* Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi *
* Hang To Hona Hi Tha *
*Pac-Man Ke Khilari *
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