If the movie titanic was made in India then:

1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

2. The ship would sink from the weight of all the people who had boarded the ship without tickets and without the knowledge of the crew.

3. There would be a song with ashwariya rai in a white flowing dress, standing at the bow of the ship and singing in the rain.

4. By the end of the movie the hero would have co-incidentally found his long lost mom, dad, sister, twin brother and childhood friend.

5. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.

6. The movie would be called "Pyaar kiya to marna kiya" or PKTMK for short!!!

7. The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive.

8. The villain will drown in the first drop of water.

9. The iceberg would have been sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero (shahrukh khan, naturally).

10. None of the females would float for long because of the saris but the heroine (ashwariya, of course) would have survived as she would have used her sari to make a big bandage for the hero's bleeding head wound.

11. The orchestra would have been playing a qawaali in which the heroine and the hero would have been competing against each other,and the ship would only start to sink after the last strains of the music died away.And...

12. Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo!!! Bachaooooo!!!".