Imagine, if DON would be a Software Professional

DON ka intazaar toh 11 companies' ke HR
kar rahe hai par EK baat samajh lo DON
ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot
nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake!

DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin…
DON ko woh company bikul pasand nahi hai jo kaam
karaye AUR Doosri jo paise kam de....

EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare AUR
Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit karle.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai ki woh DON ka PM hai....

Harry Potter In Bollywood!

Bollywood filmmakers are really excited about Harry Potter. A number of remakes are being planned, all of them hush-hush. Let's take a sneak peek into the scripts...

Song On 11 September

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....

Raste Mein New York Pe...

Ik Mod Aaya .....

Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa.... New York..........

Kab Pentagon AAya..

Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

Software Engineer Husband

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

English to Urdu

Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

What `s up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?

You `re kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don `t kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What `s up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don `t mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She `s so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick `s mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what `s cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!
----- * Chalo bahar latakte hai

New I.T.Movies

Most Discussed Movie Name in Meeting:-

Hamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai

Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain

Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke

Programmer no 1

Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal

Mera Code Chal Gaya

Network Ke Uss Paar

Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai

Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

Login Karo Sajana

Firewall (Border)

DOWN To Hona Hi Tha

Partition (Deewar)

Kaho Na Virus Hay

Y2K - A Bug Story

I.T.Movies

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-

1. Login Karo Sajana.
2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.
3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.
3. Password De Ke Dekho.
4. Mr. Network Lal.
5. Terminal Sajaa ke Rakhna.
6. Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani.
7. Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta.
8. Phir Teri Java-script Yaad Aayi.
9. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!

Windows 2000 in Hindi

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi and it will be called Khidkiyan 2000.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khidkiyan 2000.

1. Phaail = File.
2. Bachao = Save.
3. Aise Bachao = Save As.
4. Subko Bachao = Save All.
5. Mujhe Bachao = Help.
6. Chuno = Select.
7. Sab Chuno = Select All.
8. Dhoondo = Find.
9. Phirse Dhoondo = Find Again.
10. Hilao = Move.
11. Daak = Mail.
12. Daakiya = Mailer.
13. Paas se dhekho = Zoom.
14. Kholo = Open.
15. Band Karo = Close.
16. Naya = New.
17. Badli karo = Replace.
18. Bhaago = Run.
19. Chhaapo = Print.
20. Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview.
21. Nakal = Copy.
22. Kaato = Cut.
23. Chipkao = Paste.
24. Ispesal Chipkao = Paste Special.
25. Goli Maaro = Delete.
26. Nazaara = View.
27. Auzaar = Tools.
28. Auzaar ka dabba = Toolbar.
29. Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet.
30. Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database.
31. Ghusao = Insert.
32. Ped = Tree.
33. Thooso = Compress.
34. Chooha = Mouse.
35. Tik-Tik Karo = Click.
36. Idhar-se-Udhar. Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar.
37. Chal Phoot = Exit.

TERI YAAD YAAD YAAD YAAD

हमने बाँटी हैं तन्हाइयों से बातें अक्सर
जिंदगी को तड़पाती है हमारी साँसें अक्सर
और तो क्या है जिससे मुझे चैन मिलता
हर पल देखती हैं मुझे तेरी आँखें अक्सर
हाल कहना किसी से मुमकिन ही नहीं
ख्वाबों में गुजरती हैं मेरी रातें अक्सर
हमारा है कोई ना कभी आएगा कोई
वो तो हम खुद से ही निभाते हैं वादे अक्सर
उनसे पूछो मोहब्बत निभाई है कभी
वफाओं की किया करते हैं जो बातें अक्सर

Khoye hain hum jinki Yaadon mein,
Jane woh Kahan hai.
Kaise Samjhaye hum dil ko,
Saathi woh Bewafaa hai.
Jinhe Chaha tha humne,
Jaan Se bhi Badhkar.
Yun Hata diya hume,
Jaise raah Pade Koi Pathar.