Thursday, September 27, 2007

Re: Thoughts on last Ball



And what happed later its History now...

What is Life Without You?



You made me cry, because we are apart..
You left me in tears, you’ve entered my heart..
It wasn't your fault, I guess it was mine..
For love can't be forced,
neither our mind.

I've tried more than once, to get over you..
But you make it so hard, with cute things you do..

I thought love was a good feeling,
but I've got nothing to gain.
just sorrows and tears
and a li'l more pain..

The day the pain started, reality came too.
It was the day I realized .....

What is Life Without You?...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Movie titles related to Engineering Students



exams - socha na tha,

classes - kabhi kabhi,

question papers - na tum jano na hum,

copying - yaarana,

maths2 - asambhav,

maths1 - mission impossible,

environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,

1st semester - kuch to hai,

2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,

distinction - kal ho na ho,

1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,

2nd class - dil mange more

fail - phir milenge

Honest Answers



1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it’s just that you called me first.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls


7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.

11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.

14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

Har Pal Main Khush Raho



Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...

Peter Scotch Nahi To Kya Hua Royal Stag Main Hi Khush Raho…

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho

This is said to be "Truth"

PUNJABI LOVE LETTER




Dear meri dil ki katori,

Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at Bunty's wedding.
The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.
Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter chicken reminds me your sweet voice.
Mai kya ji, would you be the butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life....!!!!
Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don't put the foot on the Brakes of my love ji.

What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi. Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle......

Shree Laloo Yadav in Different Roles